i want to resemble Posh Spiace Beckham (of whatever her name is) and i believe that she'd go for those white platform boots.....look at all of that sexy buttoning up the front!!!! do you think they'll make my boobs move up higher and have cleavage?

Angie, you sold me.......he's in like flyn.....

ground up onion peels would work.....don't see why not.

baled hay is itchy.......maybe wear the kevlar under the bale of hay.......

i'm going to take some "drugs" and go take a big nap. all of this working on the trip to Spain (remember Three Dog Night?) has worn me out........