i want to, first and foremost, warn against the bright blue number. if you go back and examine that outfit, with your magnifying glass and your bifocals, you'll see that it is a train wreck just waiting to happen.

1. it's too tight and short to run successfully in. (and we do mean SUCCESSFULlly, John doesn't want to LOSE any of us)
2. there is a wardrobe malfunction just dying to be "set free" in the breast area.......i mean.......dying to jump out of there!!!!!!
3. unless that cross crossy strappy thing is made out of velcro, ain't no way it's gonna hang in when the going gets tough!!!
4. now, let's line up and fight over who gets to wear it!!!!!!!!!!

January, i do have good taste in umbrellas, do i not?

in the sombrero section, did everyone miss our waiter? he's going to ride in the chariot with Dec and pass out drinks.