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Old Jul 23, 2015, 07:41 PM
CopperStar CopperStar is offline
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Member Since: Apr 2014
Location: US
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I've been single more often than not in adulthood. I swear I could have called episodes by frequency of masturbation.

Depression - almost never masturbate, forget it even exists
Short-Lived Hypo - multiple times a day, anywhere from 3 - 15+ orgasms per time
Into The Mixed State - horny but too much anxiety to masturbate, which is fine, because chances are I was already in the mood to blow up the planet, anyway