I am wearing the bale of hay for protection against goring...because no matter how far behind...I am like a bull magnet...and with my luck...gezzzz

Now ... that riding along in some sort of carrying device while a waiter serves up drinks sounds.......so good. That way I can wear my sandels and the sari...I like to be comfortable...my fashion statement will be the sombero...wow.

Can I have one now??? A drink I mean.