July 16, 2007

Dear Madam Bullrunner:

Thank you so kindly for your letter requesting a permit and float numbers for next year's "running of the bulls" in our lovely, lovely (and violent) city.

Our committee found your plans most interesting and, shall I say, a bit scary. Nevertheless, at least 10 minutes was spent studying them and it was very difficult to come to a decision concerning your request.

We voted and the outcome is 10-0 against your lovely, lovely group's participation in our world famous (violent) event. We list our reasoning below.

We don't have enough room in our mental facilities to care for all of you.

Sincerely yours,


Carlos de Leon
Ambassador to ROTBS

cc: Dr. John Grohol
Psych Central