Sorry about... my going away posts when I then change my mind.
Is there something that's bugging you that you feel you can't say, so you say you're leaving instead?
Maybe we can all help you rather than you getting triggered so much. Maybe we can help narrow it down and come up with a plan on how you can avoid the triggers.
(Good-bye posts happen to be one of my triggers. They send up a major red flag for me and I try not to respond because they usually come back then leave again and so on.)
So maybe we can help you stay in the sunshine rather than needing so many umbrellas.
Maybe someone could make you a nice happy cave.