I honestly don't mean to be rude, but your wife sounds awful. Just completely awful!


I've never had a wife, (plus I'm straight), but I'm pretty sure they're supposed to treat you MUCH better than that.


You should print put your wedding vows, stick them on her mirror, and demand she read them out loud to you each morning.


You deserve better LH, so so sooo much better.


If leaving is really not a viable option, I would suggest she accidentally fell down the stairs JUST so you can laugh at her broken hip.


Sorry, that time I did mean to be mean. She kinda deserves it.