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Old Jul 19, 2007, 08:39 PM
Anonymous33350
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I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL FROM MY SISTER

A poem for girls...
I shave my legs, <font color="pink"> </font> <font color="pink"> </font>
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty
salon.
Can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the checkbook;
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of
my ***.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it
takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm
wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm
lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually
late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember
the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock
itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don’t call
me a *****.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I
can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do
better!
Flowers are okay,
but jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
you look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a GIRL,
a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it, you ****!?!