With the recent increase of blatant disregard for the rules and shameful disrespect for the mat, and as the assistant to the Keeper of the Naughty Mats I must ask you... how is this a question?

but keb you hop so well?

Do you know that just putting a question mark on the end of the sentence is not acceptable and for that my dear little rule-breaking sheep, you are receiving a warning but next time you'll get the mat and trust me when I say it's not one you'll want to be seen on...are you going to behave now?