Your boss is a big time jerk. Would you like me to make her a cake made with chocolate laxatives.

That should give here a lot of time to think

Might be a little funny to hide the toilet paper

Can you tell I haven't had much sleep. Hubby got up at 4 am and said the kitten peed in the front room but where ? So I moved the couch and used bleach water and mopped the front room and the kitchen and moved the couches etc