Are you talking to me?
Do you see this innocent face? These soft purple petals?
Do you honestly think I would threaten to paste your lampshade head photos all over the park or maybe even pin them on the pooping pigeons, or give them to the person your "borrowing" the internet service from so they can use it as a screensaver, unless you pay me?
How much money are you willing to um, errr, I mean, what were we talking about?