Did you know you have to pay big time miracle grow ransoms to keep the kind, sweethearted, purple flower quiet?

btw, Petunia, didn't I tell you that my last birthday made me older than dirt?

I probably shouldn't me letting things like this out, but did I tell you I can even remember Today with Dave Garroway and Truth or Consequences ?

Do I need my cane and hearing aid? Do you think my barnie google glasses should be on so I can see the bus that hits me when I try to cross the road?