I talk to my cats. They unfortunately talk right back.
When it comes to objects... I've been known to apologize to tables and chairs that I bump into (Canadian politeness for the win!).... but mostly when I chat to objects it's because I'm angry at them or pleading with them to cooperate.
My students and I named the laptop in my class Lazy Joe because it takes forever to turn on. At any give time you might hear one of them telling Lazy Joe off. hahaha.
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"The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things. Of shoes, of ships, of sealing wax, of cabbages, of kings! Of why the sea is boiling hot, of whether pigs have wings..."
"I have a problem with low self-esteem. Which is really ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am.
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