Dear uni therapist,

I just disappoint people. It's what I do. I'm so sorry you have to put up with me. Your time would probably be better spent on literally ANYTHING else.

There is most likely some other student who could fill my spot and be much more rewarding for you to work with, so maybe I should just give it up. There is obviously no hope for me. I really love you, though. Then again, maybe that's just another reason why I should quit.