At some point I read "aped via hiv" which I found amusing.
Not because contracting HIV is funny, but because these are supposed to describe me in some way.
I can never do these sorts of things, as my eyes aren't very good about reading figures set so closely together. My eyes are naughty and change the words about sometimes. So, I carefully read line by line, starting from the top and slowly trace the trail of text down to the bottom. This, in my opinion, defeats the purpose of the exercise. And before I know it, I've made two lists, one consisting of all the English words present and a second for any foreign words I noticed.
It's like Pac Man or solitaire. Mindless fun.