father dec paces for a while........... then stops , and says " by george, i think this baldrick may have the most cunning of plans i have ever heard " .....
father dec asks father mellors to open the door , once again.......... "i have listened to your cunning plan mr baldrick, and i think for a turnip eating fool, its a great cunning plan" father dec says...." but i have a few changes i would like to make.... a chair with wheels !!! you say....... could we just put father jack's chair on a skateboard ?......... and instead of sheep dip , could we use........... aftershave ??? "....

father mellors looks a bit shooked by the words father dec has said , but then remembers all that 'tesco own brand' aftershave mrs doyle had bought himself and father dec for christmas the year before........ and agrees with father dec..........

then all of a sudden there is a loud bang from the living room..................... what could father jack and father dougal be doing ?????