Fathers Dec and mellors go into the living room to find the empty case of Tesco home brand aftershave bottles shrewn across the room with dougal hiding behind the TV, a empty bottle is protruding from the TV screen, and the last bottle is in father jacks hand, father mellors asks father Dec to see if father jack is still breathing by getting the powder mirror crudely attached to a 6 foot bamboo stick from behind the curtain. Father Dec cautiously places the mirror underneath father jacks nose, careful not to touch father jack for fear of waking him up.

Father mellors interjects and says stop I have a plan on how to get father jack to have his bath, “come help me for a minute” I say, fathers mellors, Dec and dougal all leave father jack in the front room alone, they take the mirror on a stick with them, it is needed to complete the plan. The father go into the store room and find a old tin bath, they drag it to the front of the house underneath the window and fill it with a mixture of sheep dip, cilit bang, and domestos, father mellors then takes the mirror on a stick and places it on father jacks nose, father jack jumps from his chair shouts “what the feck” and promptly jumps straight out the window into the bath placed under the window, he scrambles about, is he trying to get out or is he drinking the contents?…