Brings to mind the day I was fishing
and bent over to put a bluegill in the
water floating creel ... As my glasses
started to fall from my face & into the
lake, I quickly reached up to push
them back on - forgetting all about
the fish in my hand - and smacked
myself slap dab & full on in the face
with it!

Reckon that poor fish was like, "What The Hell?" ...