"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled through snow."

Dogs come when called...Cats have answering machines and might get back to you.

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred..."I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"