I think all the lonely, friendless people in the world should throw a party. Don't have any friends? Neither do I, so let's be friendless together!

Sigh. Well, I'll think of something. I DO actually play MTG, albeit casually -- maybe I should start attending Friday Night Magic in my area, despite the fact that playing with strangers always makes me nervous so I tend to lose a lot more.

Meetups was also a good suggestion. I just hope I don't meet a serial killer or something over the Internet. Am I just too paranoid?