A man was riding on a crowded bus, standing room only. The bus stopped and a lady carrying a large picnic basket got on.

The woman stopped in front of the man and grabbed the overhead rail so the picnic basket was above the man's head. Being a gentleman he offered the woman his seat. She quickly declined as she was only going a short distance.

Soon the basket began to leak. The man felt something drop on top of his head. As he looked up, it hit beside his nose and ran down across his lips.

He tasted it, looked up at the lady and asked, "Pickles?"

She replied, "No, no, puppies!"

(groan)