This summer, I had a flat tire (nail went in) ... cost $400 to replace coz it was a Summer performance tire.

I also put all my hopes in a b***h who I met on an online dating site. She is full of herself. Ruined my day yesterday (we broke up a long time ago), but still text when I lose my dignity and tell her I miss her. I told her to go copulate with herself.

So, fellas, always remember ...

If it has tits or tires, it will give you problems.