Wow, I would love this assignment. I would think of the 5 hardest questions possible...

1. Tell me about the last time you jerked off, where were you, what were you fantasizing about?
2. Would you **** me if I wasn't your client?
3. Name one thing in your personal life or past history that you would not want me to know about?
4. What do you like the least about me?
5. Have you ever ****ed a client or ex-client?