Best present as an adult. A puppy for Christmas.

Best present as a kid? A Hedda-Get-Bedda doll my father brought home for me from an auction.

Worst present as an adult? A pantyhose drying machine thingy.

Worst present as a kid? A Charmin' Chatty doll when she was supposed to be a Chatty Cathy.

Santa's elves "didn't make enough" the story went.