When I took those gigantic stupid shaped pills that for some reason Big Pharma wouldn't spend a penny or two to add a slick coat to help it go down

my Pdoc said it was fine to use a pill cutter.
Ask your Doctor /Nurse/Pharmacist about it.
ED stress and the Holidays? I am still trying to figure out my battle plan.. I'm thinking just stick with healthy stuff as much as humanly possible, If someone is talking bout weight gain or dieting .. You can pretty much assume they are talking about themselves not you.
Can you trade your smokes for mints or go old school and soak wooden toothpicks in cinnimon or peppermint oil, Give your mouth something to do .
If you come up with any great ED ideas fling them my way