When I joked about 'dating a psychologist' I forgot that I knew that you are/were married to one— but you don't know that I know that, do you? So ... ha, ha, ha?

After we both laughed at my joke, you hedged on saying something and I thought for a split second I thought you were going to volunteer the fact about yourself, I thought for a split second we might acknowledge that we had some real life experiences in common, but no. Nope... you backed off again.

Keep hanging on with that "blank slate" there, girl, and I'll just keep pretending I don't know anything about you.