An old lady goes to visit her daughter and finds her sitting naked on the couch.
"Why are you sitting here naked in the middle of the day??" the mom asks
"Well, my husband will be home from work soon and I'm going to surprise him. I call it 'the dress of love.'"
The mom thinks about this and says "That really works?"
"Oh yes," the daughter says.
So the old lady races home, takes off all of her clothes, and sits on the couch to wait for her husband.
He finally walks in and looks at her, shocked. "What are you doing?" He asks.
"I'm wearing the dress of love for you," she says sweetly.
"Oh yeah? Well, it needs to be ironed."