How old are you? -- 37.

How long have you been in therapy? -- About eight months, this stint. Spent years in it as a child/teenager.

How often do you go to therapy? -- Once a week. I met my deductible for the year so now I'm just gouging my insurance company (why not, it gouges me).

How do you pay for therapy? -- Was paying cash, insurance handles it for the rest of the year. In January it'll be back to cash again.

Do you have an official "diagnosis"? -- Terminal Depressive Gonzolitis, or depression to the layman.

Do you work? -- If you want to call it that.

Are you married/in a committed relationship? -- Not anymore, I ain't. What are you doing this weekend?