This has nothing to do with cats and dogs, but I am posting it anyway. Hey....everyone has a serious side.

"A man/woman is a success if he/she gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he/she does what he/she wants." Bob Dylan-before he killed off 95% of his brain cells with drugs...when he could still talk.

"Whenever I feel blue, I just start to breathe again."

Happiness---
"It is not a destination
It is a method of life."

My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses yellow highlighter.

Reporters interviewed a 104 year old woman: When they asked her, "What do you think is the best part about being 104?" She simply replied "there's no peer pressure."

Here's a groaner.....An old fellow fell in love with a lady. He got down on his knees (I like men in this position...fofl)and told her there were two things he would like to ask her. She replied, "OK." He said, "Will you marry me?" She replied "Yes," then asked what his second question was. He replied, "Will you help me up." (Hey...I prewarned you...its a groaner!)

I like this one...

An elderly woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. When she appeared before the judge the judge asked what she had taken. The lady replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store." The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied "Nine." The judge said, "Well then, I'm going to give you nine days in jail--one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel the lady's husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak. The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?" The husband said, "Your honor, she also stole a can of peas."

(See I told you I was sick....No one believes anything anymore)

(I'm having way to much fun...I have to go to bed!!!!)