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Seeker: Father, I believe in an intelligence behind the universe who is fundamentally interested in what I do with my junk, what foods I am allowed to eat and doesn't want women on their periods to hang out in his special house
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Modern-day Christians do not believe that God is interested in the last two things you mentioned. I'm assuming by "junk" that you mean genitalia and aren't referring to hoarding.
If you look at your joke and try substituting phrases pertaining to other religious, I think you might see that your joke is of a type that's not encouraged on Psych Central.