Man, I love this sorta stuff.

Driver......or. Rider?
Rider.
Red.........or Green?
Red.
Pirates......or. Philanthropist
Philanthropist.
Gravy........or. Butter?
Gravy.
Dog..........or Cat?
... dammit... the ultimate decision... Dog.
Iron..........or wisps?
I'm not sure what this means, sorry.
Cowboys....or Astronaut?
Astronaut.
Numbers........or. Letters?
Letters.
Betty boop.....or. The Librarian
No idea what those are.
Fresh water.....or Salt water
Fresh, had I the choice.