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Oct 08, 2015, 09:01 PM

Screw it I'm buying apple cider tomorrow. They might not remember my mom saying not to serve me because it's been almost a year. My mom told them I was drunk driving with no license. I only had like one beer..

Possible trigger:

Excuse me, please get out my way
I'm driving me a little drunk
Buzzed driving is drunk driving,
So might as well get really crunk
I had a fifth of Popov
And I topped it off with a little 'Ier
I had a margarita, and licked all the salt off,
Which is gay

Had me a couple pints of Captain Mo
Ain't hardly feeling nothin' yet
Had a little of Jimmy Beam
I think I might be seein' things
Who the hell is under my Corvette?

And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
Now I can't see the road..

Tonight =]