DH just called me at work a few minutes ago. . .

Hubby : You will not believe what your daughter did to my son!
Me : What?
Hubby : She punched him in the eye! He has a black eye!
Me : Well, what did he do to her? (Cracking up)
Hubby : He gave her a wedgie and hung her on the doorknob.


Paul said he was in the bathroom using the potty when he heard this screeching and then Michael yelling. So, hes thinking like broken bones, is pulling up his pants as he's running down the hallway. Michael is sitting on the floor with his hand over his face, and Abbey seems to be standing in front of the front door. Upon closer inspection, he sees that Abbey is not actually STANDING but her little feet are a couple feet clear of the floor.

I love being a WORKING MOMMY!!!