Hey Yez

Well, I've taken the handle off (inside) and removed the bar. So I *think* the door now can't be opened from the outside. They can turn the handle, but theres nothing to turn to open the door - i hope! I've laid suitable boobytraps in front of the door just in case though .... Good plan
Also - THANK YOU for earlier. You helped so so much. I don't know why, but asking about the jams and the chutneys totally calmed me down, and I was so much calmer planning everything I was going to reply to you with, and thinking about fruit and sugar and mess and jam jars --- when the locksmith arrived. Thank you so much for getting in there with that one.