then father mellors has an idea................ he creeps over to father jack and whispered in his ear "father jack, father jack......... there is a sale on at the off licence" father jack springs up like a bullet leaving a gun, and in a cloud of dust there he is ........... gone..
father mellors knows when father jack returns he isnt going to be best pleased , but after father mellors has drunk his bottle of 12 yr old malt he wont hear his rants...
just as father mellors is about to drink , father dec walks in with a long face , and a glass.......... can i get some of that please father........ !!!!