These are the scores mellors
General Coping 14
Life Events 56
Depression 3
Anxiety 12
Phobias 8
Self-Esteem 0
Eating Disorders 0
Schizophrenia 0
Dissociation 50
Mania 0
Sexual Issues 0
Relationship Issues 19
Alcohol 0
Drugs 0
Physical Issues 33
Smoking Issues 0
Gambling Issues 0
Technology Issues 0
Obsessions/Compulsions 0
Posttraumatic Stress 0
Borderline Traits 4

As we said before, there doesn't appear to be any way to score a zero on this quiz. The lowest score you can get is a 5, as far as we can tell.
We aren't trying to score a zero

except when we tried cheating

we are more interested in examining the structure of the quiz & it's limitations.