NOT ME!

I hate attention, let alone as an object of intense scrutiny. It's bad enough that this gross body doesn't belong to me, but to have other eyeballs gawking at me! I'd just want to faint, dry up and blow away.

Social anxiety would begin and I'd feel so self-conscience and probably go into a dissociative trance and mutter useless nonsense.

I couldn't. Even the thought of such a scenario is making my stomach fall.