The florist is on speed dial. I now have the hands of a lumberjack from all the back and foot rubs. I do all of the cooking and most of the child care. I paid for her laser hair removal and I support her 100% with her evil family.

And before you slam me for it; I'm only saying this because you ask, not because I think she owes me anything for it. I've been there for her while she's fought through a lot and I was the collateral damage when she hit rock bottom! But I stayed with her because I love her dearly and that's why I stay faithful to her. If I'm a bad man for wanting to make love to my wife, to stay close and intimate and to feel loved by the person I have considered my soulmate, then I guess I'm just a bad man.

If all you wanted to know was if I do nice things for her, that's all you had to ask; not "Sorry but you make this alot about you...". Sheesh...