Ah, but there was yet another time they did come. That's the time my mother insisted on adding more seasoning on the turkey before I cooked it. She was going to town with loads of garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika. My husband told her to stop over seasoning it because his parents were coming and had to eat a low sodium diet. "Wham!" My mom threw the turkey into the sink and said "I'm outta here!" More tears, etc...