Vandal here.

I started tp'ing and soaping windows @ 8, then came forking yards and breaking lawn ornaments a few years later. Spray painting, "cone-ing" the neighborhood. I take pride in the fact that I made our local paper -"The spray can cowboys escaped from officer *¢#=! down an alley. They are suspected to be responsible for the late night detours through the city". I also made 2News in SLC for my antics, that however brought vandalism and disorderly conduct charges.