At beginning of every session: "So, what's going on?" (such vague questions overwhelm me... I'd rather her ask something specific, something tangible)

At the end of every session, in a not-so-discreet way of wrapping up: "So next week looks good for you, right? No conflicts?"

"Be kind to yourself" (ughhhh SO therapisty)

Honestly, I think there are more phrases in email that bother me more so than our in-person interactions.