No. 1: "I'm going to say something that will sound weird." (Which it never does, making me think we're both weird if that was a weird thing to say.)

No. 2: "Where did you go just then?" and yes, "Where do you feel that in your body?" (No. 2 is a virtual fount of stereotypical therapist sayings and behavior. She could be Exhibit A in stopdog's right-brain games, because I catch her rearranging her expression to mirror my emotions if I look at her quickly enough after I say something. Yet she is oddly helpful.)