Periodically as part of my job I have to hunt down and write up minor court proceedings. This is the best condition of probation I've ever seen:

...disorderly conduct July 5, $186 fine, 40 hours community service, AODA, no alcohol, drugs, drug paraphernalia, liquor stores or taverns, may enter bowling alley only if it is league night, reinstate drivers license, expunge on successful completion.