I'm not big on dollar stores, but a lot of it has to do with my OCD. I love when Jay Leno has the funny stuff he finds in 99-cent stores. Hilarious!

The other problem I have with dollar stores is, they won't let me buy any dollars! You go to a furniture store, they let you buy furniture; a grocery store lets you buy groceries; a music store lets you buy music. What's wrong with these dollar store people, not selling dollars?