father mellors wakes up after 11 days in a coma after drinking his beloved bottle of 12 yr old malt that father jack had been drinking and had topped up with a mixture of windowleen and brake fluid and replaced it back under the matress for a later date to find that mrs doyle has placed a webcam above his bed to podcast from craggy island the daily life of a priest, dougal is still sat on the end of his bed with his empty glass in his outstretched arm waiting for the drink father mellors promised him before unconsiousness took over, the first words that he heard were, "do you want a cup of tea father" with the one eye that was still in focus he sees mrs doyle standing at the bottom of the bed with a tray and a cheesy grin...