it took a few hours before father mellors eyes started to focus, and when they did he could see that father dougal was wearing a nuns habit and stereo headphones...........
father mellor rubbed his eyes and looked again............. yes his first sight was correct... " why are you wearing that dougal" asked father mellors..
father dec tried to stop him but it was to late, father dougal started his 7 hour story about how all his clothes were stolen by a magpie..........
father mellors and father dec looked at each other and started to cry.....................