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Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?

LONNIE DONEGAN

Oh me, oh my, oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah
The question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
if only I could know
The answer to my question, is it yes or is it no?

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost over night?
If your mother says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost over night?

Here's comes the blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar
Just as steady as Gibraltar.
Ah, the groom has got the ring
And it's such a pretty thing.
But as he slips it on her finger
the choir begins to sing

Does ... your ... chewing gum lose
its flavor on the bedpost over night?
If your mother says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost over night?

Now the nation rises one
To send their honest son
Up to the White House
Yea, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the president
Upon the burning question
which has swept the continent:
If tin whistles are made of tin,
whadda they make fog horns out of?

Boom, boom!

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost over night?
If your mother says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils,
can you heave it left and right?

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
on the bedpost over night?
On the bedpost overnight

(I need ya' and I love ya' and I wanna' hold you tight.
A-Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday night.)
On the bedpost overnight
(A dollar is a dollar, and a dime is a dime
He'd sing another chorus, but he hasn't got the time)
On the bedpost overnight