Oh January, well-loved, good-looking, HIGHLY intelligent lover of nature especially flowers, Petunias in particular, please, your highness, please excuse me for this, but you've made a grave mistake in the Thread War #6 game.

You said "both of you win" and I know it was because you were seeing double. (two beautiful Petunias instead of one)

It must be the high fever you have, oh royal one, and it is most forgivable. I will take this bad news to therealme, who is delusional and thinks he won too.