Waffle House: the first job that ever caused me to cry in public. Immediately followed by taking off my apron and quitting. All the ones around here serve waffles reminiscent of rubber tires, very hard to chew and sit heavy on the stomach. I do love a chicken melt though!

Fat pillow blues, could be a number one hit!

And does ACME sell those little white signs the coyote holds up, or does he make them himself?