Dearest Lady and Sir Knight,
After considering both your wondrous, splendiferous, loving and remarkable bribes - er gifts, I still must say that you both tied to win the war. This is said out of my love for both of you so that no one will shed a tear in sorrow. I will say the likeness of my great love, Legolas almost did it, but I have to be fair, or I might be deposed!
Love and hugs,
Queen January